I love volcanoes. My girl doesn't.

Don't know if I lava anymore.

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Not a dad (I’m a teen girl) but I have quite a few ones I thought up last night!

Why was the Headless Horseman never invited to business parties?

πŸŽƒ Because he couldn’t get a-head in life.

What did the eye say to the other eye?

πŸ‘€ Eye see you.

Why didn’t the right-handed man ask the other man if he was alright?

πŸ‘ˆπŸ» The other man was left-handed.

Why is the letter U upset about televison?

πŸ“Ί Because U isn’t included in it.

How come the letter Y hates asking questions?

❓The response is always, β€œY, you ask?”

Why did the horse become a comedian?

🐴 He was very fun-neigh.

Why did Mrs. Banana leave Mr. Banana?

🍌 They had a split.

What do you get when you cross a doctor and a lemon?

πŸ‹ Lemon-aid.

Why do the spices argue a lot?

πŸ§‚ Because they’re salty.

Why did the noodle have to go to bed?

🍝 It was pasta-his bed time.

What did Mr. Volcano say to Mrs. Volcano?

πŸŒ‹ I lava you.

Why do the gardening tools hate Stacy?

πŸͺ΄ Stacy’s a hoe.

Why are you beautiful?

πŸ’•Because β€œBe you” is in the word itself.

The last one is more heartwarming than funny, but I thought it’d be included.

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I love volcanoes. My girl doesn't.

Don't know if I lava anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PacMook_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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