I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.
If we got rid of the Earth's core,
it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
How do we know that the earth isn't flat?
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
If you place all currently living people on the equator around the Earth,
at equal distance from each other,
...
most of them would get wet and some will surely drown
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?
Gday mate, how you goin?
Turns out they were Australiens
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
There are very few left-handed people on Earth.
But I think that’s all right.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
I love the way the earth rotates
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
The pointiest part of the earth
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours
Turns out there’s a group of people who believe the earth is just a rented apartment from galactic British overlords
Fungi have thrived on Earth for more than 400 million years
You know what they say... history favors the mold.
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
You can’t stay down to earth your whole life
You just wouldn’t have any potential
What is the angriest place on Earth?
What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?
There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.
They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What do you call a female earth mage
Which is the oldest animal on the earth ?
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
I love how the Earth rotates
The rotation of Earth
.... really makes my day.
I’m a huge fan of the rotation of the earth.
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
I love how the earth rotates
It just really makes my day
The rotation of the earth
I love the Earth's rotation.
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