Did you know Michael Jackson was developing a clothing line before he died?
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Jackson was about to take my call, I told him its...
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︎ Sep 02 2021
What is Michael Jacksonβs favorite painting?
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︎ Aug 09 2021
Iβm gonna start listening to every Michael Jackson song
And Iβm starting with the man in the mirror
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︎ Aug 13 2021
What is Michael Jackson's favorite hotpocket flavor?
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︎ Aug 11 2021
Michael Jackson was telling me about one time that his mom went to the Zoo
He told me: Mama said mama saw a mangoosa.
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︎ Jul 28 2021
What did Michael Jackson say in chemistry class when the teacher asked for the symbol of helium?
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︎ Jul 28 2021
Who was Michael Jackson's Favorite Cartoon Character
Mickππ¦π©π¦ Mouse!
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︎ Jun 29 2021
What did Micheal Jackson call his denim store?
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︎ May 15 2021
What is Michael Jackson's Favorite element in the periodic table?
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︎ Jun 21 2021
Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?
He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!
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︎ May 15 2021
I recently did an impersonation of Michael Jackson.
Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.
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︎ May 20 2021
I heard Michael Jackson on the radio the other dayβ¦
Now I canβt help but wonder if Annie really is ok.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
What would Michael Jackson be called if he was in HeMan.
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︎ May 25 2021
What does Samuel L. Jackson's mom do for a living?
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︎ May 12 2021
Spaniel L Jackson.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Some guy said Micheal Jackson was overrated
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess?
Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white
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︎ Feb 13 2021
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
How does Michael jackson prepare his eggs?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Michael Jackson's favorite tank
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
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︎ Feb 22 2021
The problem with Michael Jackson puns is
You don't stop till you get enough
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?
Nachos!
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What would Michael Jacksonβs pronouns be?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I've said it before and i'll say it again, Michael Jackson is not good.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What was Michael Jacksonβs favorite treat?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing"
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︎ Nov 25 2020
i saw Michael Jackson's performed once
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
My girlfriend told me she would to leave if I didnβt stop quoting Micheal Jackson songs.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What does Samuel L. Jackson call his dad?
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︎ Jul 18 2019
How come Michael Jackson sings so high?
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︎ Dec 13 2019
What was Michael Jacksonβs favorite kind of tuna?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
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︎ Jul 07 2021
What are Michael Jacksonβs pronouns?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
What are Michael Jacksonβs pronouns?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
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