Mostly Puns

A list of puns related to "Mostly"

A list of (mostly) puns youtube.com/watch?v=_Vzy9…
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👤︎ u/phizrine
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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What did the dad say when he cooked a big game dinner for his mostly vegan friends?

I’m sorry, looks like I’ve made a huge moose steak

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👤︎ u/OpalJagger
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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I read a study that sailing in Finland is mostly done by women

If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki

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👤︎ u/Kantas
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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The spread of Covid-19 is based mostly on two factors
  1. How dense the local population is
  2. How dense the local population is
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👤︎ u/Martijngamer
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Murphy’s law states that if something can go wrong, it will. Cole’s law is mostly cabbage.
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👤︎ u/leonard_face
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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What's mostly intense?

Sleeping bags.

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👤︎ u/StripedTiger711
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
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👤︎ u/figgerer
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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In most countries, it's common to see Dads mostly buried in the sand of beaches

Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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My brother regrets many things in life but mostly he regrets not ever having a wild time before settling down and having kids.

Me? I have no rugrats.

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👤︎ u/MexElf
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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What do plants get mostly accused of?

Treeson.

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👤︎ u/Stenlang
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?

Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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My wife tells me that our sex life is weird, mostly because I get easily distracted.

Guess I better get back to it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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Work for me lately has been mostly busting up concrete and hanging sheetrock

So I spend a lot of time jacking around or screwing off

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👤︎ u/remodelguy110
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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Which place in the world is mostly populated by cat-ladies ?

Catalonia

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👤︎ u/Mr_Snipes
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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All of the knights at the round table were mostly expected. Except for one:

Sir Prise

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👤︎ u/ProfessorMurica
📅︎ Mar 01 2018
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My father speaks mostly Spanish so would never expect to be able to contribute to this subreddit, but my dad finally dropped one in the car today with my mom:

(On the topic of going home after a doctor's appointment)

Mom: Wait for us outside the office or come inside with us because I don't feel well and I don't want to take the bus.

Dad: Well, then don't take the bus just get on it!

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👤︎ u/ImRedditingOnMyPhonr
📅︎ Jun 25 2014
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I pretty much took the family to Paris mostly so i could talk them this joke:

Took the wife and kids to see the Eiffel tower and said: "There you go, get an eyeful of that."

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👤︎ u/shadowfax2020
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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Modern supercars are mostly made of carbon

Including the driver.

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👤︎ u/TheMexicanJuan
📅︎ Feb 22 2018
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Did you hear that Egyptian cotton is now mostly fair trade?

Apparently they're planting it in fair rows.

Edit: Several thousand tons of mummified animals have been used as fertiliser.

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👤︎ u/GandalfTheUltraViole
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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What do you call a symphony comprised mostly of pigs?

The Porchestra

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👤︎ u/Rotanikleb
📅︎ Feb 28 2015
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I have started a Pun-Based Youtube Channel! Comprised of Mostly my own Original Puns! youtube.com/watch?v=DmI_P…
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👤︎ u/TazerLad
📅︎ Dec 14 2014
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Raising 6 kids mostly on her own meant my Grandma had bring the dad jokes too.

My cousin just asked if he could borrow $20 to buy a box of diapers and he would give it back to her next week.

She says, "I have the money but what am I going to do with a box of diapers?"

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👤︎ u/TheFatJesus
📅︎ Dec 19 2014
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"Hey Dad, do K9 police cruisers mostly always have a dog in them?"

"Well, if not, then doggone."

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👤︎ u/Hungry-Panda-Bear
📅︎ Dec 07 2014
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A cargo ship containing mostly vegetables has sunk in open waters...

and early reports show that there could be as many as twenty thousand leeks under the sea.

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👤︎ u/extremelyCombustible
📅︎ Apr 14 2014
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
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👤︎ u/Yoshithesurgeon
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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