"Tennish" RIP Sir Sean.
They are sigh-lent but Dadly.
He's such a smoothie talker.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
Me: "Typically I'm dad" :)
A turban legend
Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
But it was just a cat-ass-trophy
He immediately said, “Well, I wouldn’t eat them.”
I don't know if I believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I told my dad the school was having a makeup day to cover any missed work, and he, typical dad, goes “they’re teaching you to put on makeup?” (I’m a straight male)
My plan for lunch went a-rye.
"Who's not here, please raise your hand."
But typically, none of them work.
A groan-up.
At the vege-table
So this just happened.
My dad walked into my room, said "So you think you can take on your old man," doing an exaggerated impression of a bad lip sync, threw a toy throwing star at me, and left. I have no further explanation.
Person 1: I’d like it brighter Person 2: I’d like it dim sum
Instead of the typical "last year" jokes after midnight, he completely confused my mom by talking about "last month."
"We brought those over last month."
I asked my dad what he and my mom did for Valentines day and he said they had multiple dates. I asked him how they went and he the dates were very healthy and I should eat dates too..He was talking about eating the dry fruit!
It’s your typical Saab story.
Dad: Have you ever heard of the band 1020 MB?
Me: Nope?
Dad: That's because they haven't got a gig yet
right where it hertz.
My dad: So there's this family of moles, who live underground of course. The mother mole comes out of their hole and says, "Oh, it smells like syrup out here." Then the father mole comes out behind her and says, "I think it smells like honey." Then their son comes out behind both of them, but he couldn't fit out of the hole, and he says, "Well to me it smells like molasses!"
Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.
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A pool table!
Birthdays were always fun in our household. One of the things that I would always remember were what my dad used to do with the card envelopes. He would stuff them with confetti so that when you opened them, it would just go everywhere. He just passed recently and only after we discovered that birthday envelopes weren't the only envelopes he would do this with. Anytime he had to pay bills, he would stuff the envelope with the same sort of confetti. It just made laugh imagining the guy at the electric company opening it.
My brother - "I was cooking with rosemary today" Dad - "Who's she?"
but became INCENSEd and quit.
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"I want to get a dog and name it 'Peeve,' that way I can have a pet Peeve."
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
