Absolute Value Puns

A list of puns related to "Absolute Value"

My math teacher asked me to find the absolute value of 3512 - 6517sqrt(3) in my head.

Thats's just ab(surd).

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👤︎ u/OoohTacos
📅︎ May 30 2018
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What kind of algebra teachers are positive

The ones with absolute values

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👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why are all math teachers sith lords?

Because they deal in absolute values

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👤︎ u/I_am_NOT_the_Senate
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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