Capitalisation Puns

A list of puns related to "Capitalisation"

When writing in German, is the word for sausage capitalised or not?

It’s a wurst case scenario.

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Did you know that stalin never capitalised the first letter of a new sentence or a proper noun?

It's because he disliked capitalism.

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👤︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.

All I got was 6 years for armed robbery

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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👤︎ u/State_Farm_Jake
📅︎ Jul 09 2016
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GUESS WHAT I AM DOING?

Capitalising.

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👤︎ u/Marv1236
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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'Singapore Airlines records low passenger numbers on Canberra to Wellington flights'

Well then, I guess Singapore airlines did not get to CAPITALise on this capital to capital route

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👤︎ u/Tinderium
📅︎ Jul 21 2017
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