Why did the two melons have a church wedding?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
When life gives you melons
Youβre probably dyslexic
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︎ Jan 21 2021
MELON
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What did the honeydew melon say when the watermelon asked to marry it.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
well, you know what they say... when life gives you melons...
Youβre probably dislexic.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
One melon turns to the other and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The other responds, "Yes, but we cantaloupe."
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Which melon is unable to secretly marry?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why can't melons get married
Because they're can't- elope
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︎ Dec 05 2020
How come melons donβt usually marry?
some honeys do, but most cantaloupe.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Iβm reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. Theyβve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just canβt-elope
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What do u call a melon that cant marry?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do call a melon that has to get married in a church?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Iβm not legally allowed to marry my melon...
Iβm so upset that we cantaloupe
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︎ Sep 28 2020
When life gives you melons...
...you might have dyslexia.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why do melons have such big planned weddings?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What did the melon say to his melon girlfriend?
Honeydew you want to get married?
What did she reply?
Sorry, I cantaloupe!
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Mr. and Mrs. Melon told me the story of when they went to vegas to get married.
At the alter the priest said...
You cantaloupe.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Two melons were having a conversation about their furture
They were in love, but one of their parents refused to let one of the melons marry the other, so it suggested that they run off and get married. The other melon said, "I'm sorry, but I cantaloupe."
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Two melons decide they want to get married. One suggests they do it in Vegas...
The other says "I'm sorry my mother always said, 'You cantaloupe.'"
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︎ Jul 11 2020
wait-a-melon
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︎ Jun 17 2020
People have been able to change their big weddings to smaller affairs during the pandemic. But melons don't have that luxury.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why were the melons forced to have a small wedding?
Because they cantaloupe.
Courtesy of me sick and loopy at the grocery store.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out
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︎ Aug 04 2020
When life gives you melons
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︎ Dec 04 2020
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why canβt melons run away & get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
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︎ Oct 30 2020
If life gives you melons
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why donβt melons get married?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Why couldnβt the melons get married?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What did the melons say when they couldnβt get married?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Why did the melons get married in a church?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Why canβt the melons get married
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︎ Sep 06 2020
when life gives you melons
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why can't Melons secretly get married?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Why do melons have to get married in a church?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why can't melons get married in secret?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Why did the melons get married in a church instead of Vegas?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Melons will never marry
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