So I wanted to marry a muskmelon against my family's will

Unfortunately I cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/AJAX214_
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Why couldn’t the muskmelon run away with the watermelon and get married?

Her parents said she cantaloupe.

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MELON
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👤︎ u/Stunnyfuff
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