What do you call a sad dog that likes cantaloupe?
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What kind of movies does the cantaloupe enjoy?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Why did the two melons have a church wedding?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
MELON
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I donβt eat cantaloupe
I prefer to eat fruit that have positive attitudes.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Did you hear about the sad puppy that only eats cantaloupe?
Heβs a little melon collie...
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︎ Aug 11 2019
What do you get when you cross a sad dog and a cantaloupe?
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︎ Sep 07 2019
What do you call a prideful cantaloupe?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What do you call a girl who smells like cantaloupe?
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︎ Jul 01 2018
Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why was the office of cantaloupes so glum?
Because they were melon-colleagues.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What do you call a cantaloupe that runs off to get married?
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︎ Sep 24 2018
What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What did the cantaloupe name his daughter?
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︎ Dec 11 2015
One melon turns to the other and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The other responds, "Yes, but we cantaloupe."
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What do you call an antelope with no legs?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Scientists were excited to announce the successful cross-breeding of Lassie and a cantaloupe.
However, it was a melancholy baby.
(Credit to Calvin & Hobbes).
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︎ Jan 16 2019
If you crossed Lassie with a cantaloupe
would you have melancholy babies?
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︎ Feb 10 2018
Where do Cantaloupes send there children for the summer?
To the John Cougar Mellencamp
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︎ Aug 15 2018
Why couldnβt the cantaloupe purchase a firearm?
Because he was a convicted melon.
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︎ Jun 01 2018
How come melons donβt usually marry?
some honeys do, but most cantaloupe.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Can't think of a title
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︎ Jul 20 2020
What did the produce manager tells his daughter who wanted to run away with her boyfriend?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Canβt Elope
A man fell in love with a melon and they wanted to get married, but they cantaloupe!
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Iβm not legally allowed to marry my melon...
Iβm so upset that we cantaloupe
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︎ Sep 28 2020
I gave my dog a cantaloupe but all she does is look at it wistfully.
I think I have a melon collie.
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︎ Mar 04 2017
Cantaloupe [x-post from r/funny]
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︎ May 20 2012
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why couldnβt the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do you get when you mix a border collie and a cantaloupe?
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︎ May 13 2017
Cantaloupe
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︎ Sep 28 2016
I was at the grocery store with my girl friend and picked up a cantaloupe
Looked right at her and said, babe, how many times do I have to tell you? We cantaloupe!
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︎ Feb 10 2017
Grocery shopping with my parents when my mom asks, "Why do these cantaloupes have X's drawn on them?"
And my dad, without missing a beat, says, "Because they're going to X-plode."
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︎ Jun 02 2017
What did the melon say to his melon girlfriend?
Honeydew you want to get married?
What did she reply?
Sorry, I cantaloupe!
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My kid called me a Cantaloupe today
I replied "I am not a cantaloupe, Mom says I'm a honeydew... as in honeydew this, honeydew that..."
The kid actually went "Bah dum, Tsss"
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︎ Apr 30 2014
Why canβt melons run away & get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
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︎ Oct 30 2020
If you cantaloupe then you don't get honeydew.
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︎ Aug 15 2018
Why donβt melons get married?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What did the melons say when they couldnβt get married?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Why couldnβt the melons get married?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why did the melons get married in a church?
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