I thought my days of misquoting popular idioms were over.

But Iā€™m like a phoenix, rising from molasses.

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That may be misquoted

At a mini golf course where they post trivia questions on the start of each hole.

Dad: "Here's an easy one for ya. Who said that E=MC^2?" Me: "Easy, Einstein"
Dad: "Wrong, I just said it, you lose."

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