My dad made this joke and said he made it up himself, so tell me if youโ€™ve heard it before

โ€œdo you wanna hear how cantaloupes got their name?โ€ โ€œsureโ€ โ€œA man and a woman were on an island before their wedding, and discovered this new fruit. They tried it and decided they liked it too much, so they would stay on the island. The man said โ€˜well now we canโ€™t elope!โ€™

It got a little chuckle out of me but he thought it was a bad one

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