Why does Miles Davis hate traveling in Europe?

because they keep calling him Kilometers Davis there

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👤︎ u/npg33
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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Tried to play Miles Davis on my guitar...

...I Kind of Blue it.

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📅︎ Nov 17 2013
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I was once in a queue with John Miles and Miles Davis

It didn't take long, but it went on for Miles and Miles.

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📅︎ Mar 04 2017
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Dad joked my professor, got threatened with a 3 page essay

Some background, I'm taking Listening to Jazz this semester to fill my arts credit. Last week the professor talked about musicians Miles Davis and John Coltrane, and their albums Kind of Blue and A Love Supreme.

During class he was trying to explain to us what the difference between different kinds of jazz were. So he pulled all the students wearing blue and asked each student he pulled to describe their shade of blue. I was picked and when it was my turn, I just looked at him and said "My shirt looks... Kind of Blue" referencing a Miles Davis' album. My professor double face palmed and was so disgusted by me I almost felt bad for laughing. He threatened to give me a 3 page essay on why that was the worst answer I could've given.

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📅︎ Apr 12 2015
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My sisters boyfriend dadjoked her!

I asked my sister if she knew any jazz that I would like. She said "Miles Davis", and then her boyfriend said "Is there a Kilometers Davis?"

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📅︎ Aug 25 2014
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Waiter told me this one last night...

What do you call endless love?

Louis Armstrong and Miles Davis playing tennis.

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📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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Jazz dadjoke

So while preparing for a dinner party Miles Davis "My Funny Valentine" comes on the player. I have been slowly trying to thin out some of the unecessay tunes on our device. I don't really care much for jazz, but the wife likes it.

Me: So I assume you like this song?

Wife: Yeah

Me: I feel like I am at friend who enjoys torturous jazz's house.

Wife: It's not like it's free jazz.

Me: Free or not, it's taxing my ears!

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📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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