E.s.p. Puns

A list of puns related to "E.s.p."

What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?

Spine.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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👤︎ u/December_Soul
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?

Spine

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👤︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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👤︎ u/JonaSavage17
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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👤︎ u/UserbasedCriticism
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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Banished to the couch for having soul

As stated my wife banished me to the couch for this.

She had a late start at work today, so she did some work around the house, including hanging the wreath.

After picking her up from work that evening we got home and she asked me if I liked the wreath. I responded with "the Franklin? It looks good".

She wasn't happy about that, and kept insisting I call it a wreath. Our friends all came over for D&D and I continued to interject whenever she showed someone that it was called "A Franklin".

Eventually she got really mad and demanded to know why I wouldn't call it a wreath. So I hugged her and said "I'm sorry sweetie, I didn't know it was so important to you. I mean, A-Wreath, A-Franklin, what's the difference?".

So yeah, sleeping on the couch.

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👤︎ u/Azuya
📅︎ Dec 03 2016
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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👤︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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👤︎ u/RikM
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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