My friend: Did you heard about the Italian man who died recently, he pasta way

Me: Thats very sad. Venice the funeral?

(Please excuse my poor english as it is not my first language)

Edit: I am not a dad, I am a 15 year old teen
Edit 2: Thank you u/Mnt2bdaddy for the wholesome award.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madhur_Gupta_nerd
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Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastπŸ™πŸ»β€οΈ

Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁

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What do Italian ghosts eat?

Spooketti Boolognese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarnesDude
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read dis with an Italian accent and it became infinitely funnier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adithayy
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Best way to contact a dead Italian.....

.....use a Luigi Board.

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How does an Italian Terminator say goodbye?

Pasta La Pizza Baby!

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My ex wife has started dating an Italian bricklayer.

She said, "It's cement to be...."

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Why do Italian people bring ravioli to birthday parties?

So they can pasta parcel!

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How can you stop an Italian POW from talking?

Tie his hands behind his back....

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What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto.

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Hear the one about the celebrity Italian chef

Last night he just pasta way

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My wife bought me an ancient Italian artefact.

It was Rome-antique.

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What is an Italian person's favorite kind of dog?

Chow..

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What antibiotic does a sick Italian take?

Penne-cillin.

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Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.

It was the pizza de resistance.

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I don't like your Italian marble floor.

Well That's like Europinion man

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The Italian chef that lived near me pasta way :'(
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I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.

I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.

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What do you call an exotic Italian supercar made entirely of wood?

Lumberghini.

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My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.

I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.

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Hey did you hear about the new kind of Italian rap music?

It’s called Rigatone.

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What do you call an italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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Why did Popeye write to the Italian food company Bertolli, thanking them for everything they’d done?

They made olive oil spread.

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How did the Italian wife tell her husband he needed a bath?

Eureka!

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How did they know that Blackbeard's cook was Italian?

Because his only spice was AAARRgano.

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Mute.

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What do you call an Italian playing among us?

An impasta

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Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?

They were not a-ppealing.

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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabba Ghoul

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that slipped in the kitchen?

Yeah, he pasta away.

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Italian Pantone
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germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"

Allied"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Italian restaurants

Two Italian restaurants operated on the same street. The other chef was certain that the other one had stolen his recipes so he payed a visit at his competitor’s restaurant.

He got served with nice plate of spaghetti and the waitress said: β€œThis full pl8, I’m sure you can appreci8. It’s so gr8. Now just dig in don’t hesit8, I sure you don’t want to w8”.

The chef looked at the waitress and asked: β€œIs that a copypasta?”

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When people ask about my heritage, I tell them there is an unfortunate side effect of my mother being Italian and my father being Polish ....

I’ll make you an offer I can’t understand.

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Why do Italians make great wanderers?

Because they're Roman.

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It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is

I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia

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My Italian employee is useless at labelling products

I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way

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Want to contact the spirit of a dead Italian ?

Use a Luigi board.

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What do you call an Italian slum?

Spaghetto

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What do you call a sportscar carved out of italian wood?

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Ever heard of the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

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How do you summon an Italian Spirit?

With a Luigi Board.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta-way

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