What do you call a rough Italian neighbourhood?
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Me: the earth isnβt flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: itβs the shape an italian car. Me: what?
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didnβt you?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
The Chef at our local Italian Restaurant has died...
He pasta away
We cannoli do so much to help
His legacy will become a pizza history
Here today, gone tomato
Sending olive our prayers to the family
His wife, cheese still not over it
No more penne tration for her
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What do you call an Italian genie?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Where do Italian gangsters live?
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︎ May 17 2021
What do you call an Italian hooker?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
If you want to contact a dead Italian....
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︎ May 09 2021
What did the Italian dad say when his family asked him what type of eel he caught on vacation.
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︎ May 14 2021
Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!π
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What is an Italian's favorite color?
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︎ May 13 2021
Why do Italians love cooking?
Itβs their national pasta-time
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︎ Apr 23 2021
An Italian woman was accidentally given 6 doses of the Pfizer vaccine.
Now no one can hear her P.
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︎ May 11 2021
What do you call an Italian astronaut?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What do you call an Italian homeless man?
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︎ May 08 2021
Some Italians were throwing small lumps of dough composed of potatoes at my house
I guess they were Gnocching on my door
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︎ May 01 2021
What do you call Italian lentils?
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︎ May 02 2021
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I went to a costume party dressed as a Euro. When asked what I was I told people I was new Italian currency...
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Thereβs a rat in the Italian mafia
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What do Italian ghosts eat?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
How do Italians knock on the door?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.
We called him Reggae Tony.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
My friend: Did you heard about the Italian man who died recently, he pasta way
Me: Thats very sad. Venice the funeral?
(Please excuse my poor english as it is not my first language)
Edit: I am not a dad, I am a 15 year old teen
Edit 2: Thank you u/Mnt2bdaddy for the wholesome award.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What kind of eel likes Italian food?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What is a chemist's favourite Italian food?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Why do Italians always argue?
Because they want to give you a pizza their mind
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What do you call the act of an Italian having sex with pasta?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
What do you call an Italian moose with one leg shorter than the others?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What did the Italian immigrant say to the priest after he gave him a sanctuary at the church?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What do Italians brush their teeth with?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?
βWill my son able to speak again?β
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What did the Italian say when he was asked what is the thing that he regretted about?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
How does an Italian Terminator say goodbye?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My ex wife has started dating an Italian bricklayer.
She said, "It's cement to be...."
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can't remember either.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why do Italian people bring ravioli to birthday parties?
So they can pasta parcel!
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︎ Jan 15 2021
How can you stop an Italian POW from talking?
Tie his hands behind his back....
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Ever wanted to contact a dead Italian ?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbourhood?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Best way to contact a dead Italian.....
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Wanna contact a dead Italian....
Simple....Use a Luigi board.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
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