15 Hilarious Italian Food Puns

What kind of eel likes Italian food?

That's a moray

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👤︎ u/VomitingPotato

📅︎ Feb 15 2021

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My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.

We called him Reggae Tony.

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👤︎ u/henry_holyoak

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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What is a chemist's favourite Italian food?

Pasta CARBONara

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👤︎ u/MagicalSausage

📅︎ Apr 14 2021

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Why did Popeye write to the Italian food company Bertolli, thanking them for everything they’d done?

They made olive oil spread.

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👤︎ u/Tango91

📅︎ Dec 01 2020

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Did you hear about the Italian food seller?

He pasta weigh.

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👤︎ u/maycontaincake

📅︎ Sep 15 2020

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What is a zombie’s favorite Italian food?

Zomboli

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👤︎ u/killboy088

📅︎ Oct 01 2018

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When eating at an italian restaurant, watch your food carefully.

Someone might sieze your salad.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ Apr 19 2018

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Whats an italian car mechanic's favorite food?

Car-patch-io

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👤︎ u/DaBarrelBoss

📅︎ Jul 10 2018

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Which Jedi prefers Italian food ?

Obi-Wan Cannelloni

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👤︎ u/CMDR_AliJax

📅︎ Sep 17 2017

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Out to get Italian food with some friends last night

My buddy: "You know... I'm not really a big Italian guy."

Me: "Yeah, me neither, but that's mostly because I'm Filipino."

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👤︎ u/jgratil

📅︎ Jan 17 2015

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What's my favourite board game about Italian food?

Trivella pursuit

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👤︎ u/Hilbrohampton

📅︎ Oct 13 2016

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Dadjoke about italian food

I was having dinner at my old folks' place. My mom served a salad and told us that it was an Italian salad from a cookbook she just got. My dad responded: 'nevermind, we won't be talking to it'.

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👤︎ u/JensBT

📅︎ Dec 24 2013

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I always get chatty after I eat Italian food.

Must be all the extroversion olive oil!

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👤︎ u/threeninjas

📅︎ Dec 04 2015

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With a lot of Italian Food

"Have some manicotti" "If you're not that hungry, just have a few-cotti"

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👤︎ u/CrownOfSwords3

📅︎ Dec 23 2013

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Dad joked when ordering Italian food

My dad asked what I was going to order

I said chicken Alfredo

He replied, "Alfredo? What's Al-fraid-of?"

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👤︎ u/WestRaider

📅︎ Mar 11 2014

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