My friend said he was sick of my Russia puns
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︎ Oct 21 2015
You know how Russia doesnβt like free speech.
They just wonβt be Putin up with it!
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What do you call an American living in Russia during the winter?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What is Russias most secretive insect ?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What happened when the leader of Russia went to jail
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Whatβs the top streaming service in Russia?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
There were no mines in Soviet Russia
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︎ Aug 12 2020
If you do anything illegal in Russia
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︎ Jan 14 2021
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies
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︎ Dec 20 2020
If I must make a joke about Russia...
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I just finished making a short film in Russia about Vin Dieselβs body double.
Itβs considered a Vin nyet.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I made a joke on Russia
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Russia has started to vaccinate the inhabitants with their own vacation
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a bedpan in Russia?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I heard lots of jokes during my stay in Russia
They were so bad they should be Putin the bin
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Which part of Russia has the highest jailing rate?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do you call it when people in Russia are split up?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What's the difference between the President of Russia and a slice of cheese?
The president of Russia is no good for Putin on the Ritz.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
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︎ Aug 12 2020
In Russia they don't need toilets
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What is Russiaβs favourite song?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
You know what they said about the war between America and Russia?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What should you do if Russia's president offers you tea?
Never drink it. You never know what he putin there.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Just found out Trump is being run by Russia...
Should have noticed the red flags earlier.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
They don't watch Netflix in Russia
Because they have Njetflix.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What do you call a vegetable grown in Russia?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What did Putin say after NATO complained about Russia's aggressive westward expansion?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I aprecciate the president Russia's achievements.
He had to Putin a lot of work to get where he is.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
IF RUSSIA INVADED TURKEY FROM THE REAR...WOULD GREECE HELP
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Why does Russia have a declining population?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What do they call a bobby pin in Russia?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What do kids in Russia say as they clean their teeth?
Brussia brussia brussia brussia
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︎ Apr 26 2020
They had self-driving cars in Russia
As they say: In Soviet Russia, Cars drive you...
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︎ Apr 25 2020
In Soviet Russia, all the letters are small
Because they're not capitalized
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︎ Mar 24 2020
I played a song to a tree in Russia
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︎ Apr 16 2020
How do you call an elevator in Russia?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
You don't often see English puns in Russia
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Where do you get coffee in Russia?
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Russia Hacking the Elections
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Mother Russia
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︎ Sep 13 2019
When a coin goes from Russia to the USA seeking asylum it is Metal Defecting.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
What happened when the leader of Russia committed a crime?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
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