Golden Horde Puns

Referring to DE's Goldern Horde Han, Berke Han. He was a recent converted muslim at the time & his state became muslim as well & he helped Sultan Baybars & the other turk tribes against the mongols.

Since he & his army were muslim, why don't we hear about them in KO?

I'm in the year 1520-ish in my Golden Horde game. I'm the number one power and the biggest nation in the world, but beneath this facade of greatness lie some serious problems.

1. My nation has a serious deficit. My income with no advisors, a church and trading building in every province, and all maintenance lowered to zero is at -38 ducats. Normally, however, it is at -80. No matter what I can do, I can never bump my economy into the positives. If I wasn't using commands to give me money every few years, my country would be tens of thousands in debt.
2. My nation has a serious rebel problem. every two minutes, I have to use "harsh treatment" on like 5 rebels at a time just to stop my nation from collapsing. I converted to Orthodox like 50 years ago, and yet between 40 and 50% of my nation is Muslim (though this is getting fixed quickly). There are still separatist movements in nations I conquered 60 years ago, not to mention my tribes won't stop rebelling. I have had to accept tribal demands several times already, just to increase autonomy so that I will get fewer rebels.

I don't know what to do now. I stopped expanding for 15 years to focus entirely on my problems but to no avail. What can I do to salvage this?

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Im pretty new and did as per the title because of the bonuses I saw in the description without thinking too much about. I was straight up working towards getting all the provinces to restore the Golden Horde and was sad when I noticed it was gone.

I’m about 100 years into the decision by now but I can’t get over wanting to restore the Golden Horde. Is there any way I can still do so??

So I was looking for something about the Mongol Empire. Came across one Russian TV Show called the Golden Horde (Zolotaya Orda), the trailer look quite decent so I gave it a go and watched a few episodes and honestly I'm impressed. It has better portrayal of AMs than most American movies, actually, I don't think any American media portray Asian Men this good ever. The Asian Men in the Golden Horde is masculine and handsome (the main character was even described as so in the show), have the power, oozed with charisma, get intimate scenes with gorgeous women, he was villanous but the type of anti-hero that you'd want to see more of. Meanwhile, in America we celebrate Shang-Chi who borderline asexual.

The show has both WMAF and AMWF and they are quite balanced. This is the first time I have no problem with WMAF in a show, this is how you do diversity and stay true to the origins. It's crazy considering that Asians are overwhelmingly the minority in Russia and yet we get these types of representations in their show. While America media afraid of showing Asian Men as normal masculine men, like in Netflix new movie Kate, they really had to make a Yakuza boss, a symbol of power and masculinity in Japan culture, a gay man with a boyfriend. If you don't think America has an agenda against Asian Men before, you will after you watchbthis show and do the comparison.

Hey, so has anyone done an Orthodox Golden Horde/Great Horde run before?

Does anyone know if the unit type which you flip to is determined by your religion? I really don't like the Muslim unit group and I think the idea of Golden Horde conquering the Muscovites and then flipping to Orthodox would be an interesting story, at least.

Hello,

I still have quite a lot of coins that I want to sell:) Mostly Russian and Russian-related, also Golden Horde and many other... Proof is here: https://imgur.com/gallery/i04wAaR

Photos of each lot are in the album on google photos. You can press information button (i) on the upper right corner to see a description and price of each lot.

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• Lot 101: nice Russian wire Denga - Ivan IV the Terrible (Moscow) (1535-1538) KG#21 - $7
• Lot 101a: nice Russian wire Denga - Ivan IV the Terrible (Moscow) (1535-1547) KG#48 - $8
• Lot 101b: nice Russian wire Kopeck - Ivan IV the Terrible (1535-1547) KG#75 - $7
• Lot 102: nice Russian wire Kopeck - Mikhail I (МОС/КВА) (1613-1617) KG#331 - $11
• Lot 102a: average Russian wire Kopeck - Mikhail I (МОС/КВА) (1613-1617) KG#331 - $3
• Lot 102b: Russian wire Kopeck - Pyotr I year 1702 KG#1918 - $5
• Lot 103: Russian polushka 1722 - $4
• Lot 104: Russian polushka 1731 overstruck on 1 Kopeck 1728-1729 - $8
• Lot 105: Russian polushka 1735 - $4
• Lot 106: Russian Denga 1748 - $4
• Lot 107: Russian Denga 1735 flip-over double-struck - $11
• Lot 108: Russian Denga 1734 with double-struck - $4
• Lot 109: Russian 1 kopek 1759 - $5
• Lot 110: Russian polushka (¼ kopek) 1766 - $9
• Lot 111: Russian denga (½ kopek) 1770 - $3
• Lot 112: Russian 1 kopek 1789 - $12
• Lot 112a: Russian 2 kopek 1761 - $12
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• Lot 114: Russian 5 Kopeks - Elizaveta 1759 - $16

#Genoa

Genoa holds one of the most, if not the premier strategic maritime position in the whole of the Black Sea, with the port of Caffa being the core of the Genoese domains and exerting significant influence over the northern waters. However, there is of course, always room for expansion. While the matters of the northern and eastern settlements scattered about the sea of Azov are the top priority of many of your advisors, maritime and naval dominance of that very sea are the key interests of many others in the Genoese regime. Shall any action be taken on the matter?

1. The port of Caffa shall be the crown jewel of the whole of the Black Sea! We are traders at heart, and our capital must emplify our lineage!
2. Who needs the seas? Genoa is our homeland, not our homeocean! Concentrate our efforts on consolidating and fortifying our land army.
3. Although we must focus on the seas, Caffa is not our priority. The Azov is the blood of our nation, and we must make an effort on fortifying it with our presence as best as we can.
4. All this talk of military or maritime expansion bores me. Can't a man grow his cabbages in peace?

#Bulgaria

Bulgaria's realm is quite expansive, to be sure. With many of its lands laying south of the Danube, and quite many more residing north of its banks, although your nation is undoubtedly prosperous and efficient, there is somewhat of a divide, financially, culturally and simply in terms of contact with the rest of the empire. The cities of Burgas, Haskovo, and Veliko Tarnovo, all laying north of the Danube, have begun to develop peculiar ways. In fact, many of their cultural practices are very similar to that of the city state of Bucharest. The people of these cities have expressed great enthusiasm for things called "railroads," "trebuchets," and most of all, a disdain for housing crafted of mud and other such dirt-like material. This is undoubtedly very odd, and something should likely be done to keep these cities on track.

1. Re-education camps for all of them. These practices could lead to instability, and we must show these cities the proper Bulgarian way.
2. Let the locals do as they please, so long as they swear fealty to the Bulgarian crown, we couldn't care less.
3. Come to think of it, I particularly like roads, and whatever trebuchets might be! And furthermore, I hate houses or huts made of mud! These "Romanians" have some good ideas after all! Write this down!
4. This is disgusting! These cities must be

Bulgaria: True Religion

The Hetman Orthodox Church has converted a substantial number of followers from our populace in the northern territories, while in the south a few imams have started to preach the Ottoman variety of Islam. Christianity and Islam each reject the worship of the Old Ones, calling it idolatrous heathenry! What must be done about this?

Option 1. Christians? Muslims? I want my own religion, and the rest can get out!

Option 2. This Jesus dude sounds neat! We should embrace the Orthodox Church and stop worshipping those cruel Old Ones. What have they done for us anyway?

Option 3. This Jesus dude sounds neat! But the Orthodox Church is autocephalous, meaning we should start our own branch and reclaim spiritual jurisdiction in our northern territory. The Patriarch of Kyiv should stay out of our affairs.

Option 4. This Muhammad dude sounds neat! We should embrace the Ottoman form of Islam. Given that they worship the Devil, I imagine they are totally cool with worshipping the Old Ones too.

Option 5. This Muhammad dude sounds neat! But the Ottoman form of Islam is clearly heresy—we want legitimate, Sunni Islam. Allahu akbar!

Trebizond: Who Lives Here?

Our empire is the least populous of the major players in the Black Sea, and while our economy is pretty good, we will eventually start to fall behind in manufacturing and science. What should we do?

Option 1. We should encourage immigration from other empires. We are one of the happiest places in the world, why not share that with others?

Option 2. We should build more farms and granaries—we aren't growing enough food.

Option 3. We should have more children, duh.

Option 4. Nothing. We should focus on other matters, such as our weak military.

Golden Horde: Unhappiness

Our empire is prosperous, vast, and numerous, but we are now struggling to keep all our citizens content. We need to prevent unrest from growing and reverse these unhappy trends. But how?

Option 1. We should construct more Mosques. There is great happiness to be found in faithful submission to Allah.

Option 2. We should organize spectacles and circuses to entertain our populace. It worked pretty well for Rome.

Option 3. We should produce or import a greater diversity of luxury goods to make life more pleasurable for our people.

Option 4. We should institute new laws and policies that benefit our people

Option 5. We should build a great work of archi

Hello,

I want to sell some coins of the Golden Horde! Proof and photos are here: https://imgur.com/gallery/m7QyDiY

Price for any set is $65, worldwide registered shipping of any amount of these lots is $7.

• Lot 1: 10 nice XIV century coins from Golden Horde (3 silver + 7 copper): Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Qrim al-Maqrus mint) 720AH with countermark "Khan"; Jani Beg Khan (Gulistan mint) 752 AH; Berdi Beg (Gulistan mint) 759 AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint - two-headed eagle type); Pul - beast looking to right and the full sun (temp. Muhammad Öz Beg Khan, Saray al-Jadida mint) 737AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint) flower type; Pul - temp. Tokhtamysh Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint); Pul - 2-headed eagle within hexagram/ Triangle - temp. Aziz Shaykh (Gulistan mint) 766AH; Pul - 16 puls=dang - sennit (temp. Muhammad Öz Beg Khan, Sarai al-Jadidah mint) 731 AH; Pul - beast looking to right and the rising sun (temp. Muhammad Öz Beg Khan, Azaq mint) 730-735 AH
• Lot 2: 5 nice silver XIV century Dirhams from Golden Horde: Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Qrim al-Maqrus mint) 720 AH ; Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint - Type 1) 714-721 AH; Jani Beg Khan (Gulistan mint) 752 AH; Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint) 743-746 AH; Berdi Beg (Gulistan mint) 759 AH
• Lot 3: 5 more nice silver XIV century Dirhams from Golden Horde: Dirham "Dang" - Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint - Type 1) 714-721 (1315-1321), Dirham "Dang" - Jani Beg Khan (Gulistan mint) 742-756 (1342-1355), [Dirham "Dang