I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river
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︎ Sep 12 2019
My favorite Justin Timberlake song is the one about the river in Crimea
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︎ Jun 22 2018
People say making jokes about the Ukraine/ Russia conflict is in poor taste. Well those people can just go Crimea river
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︎ Mar 06 2014
Listening to a story on NPR about the Crimea Bridge.
I didn't catch the name of the body of water the bridge goes over. Is it the Crimea River?
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︎ Nov 28 2016
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︎ Mar 18 2014
Putin to the people of Crimea right now:
"You don't want a Russian invasion? Oh, Crimea river!"
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︎ Mar 04 2014
Youβre about to get invaded by Russia?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
My son was lamenting that he couldn't remember what the Ukrainian watercourse Uchan-su is and didn't win a prize...
I replied, "oh, Crimea river!"
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Which part of Russia has the highest jailing rate?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.
They ply the waters of the Crimea River.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What did Putin say after NATO complained about Russia's aggressive westward expansion?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What's the most sarcastic body of water on Earth ?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What body of water should you never cry in front of?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
What's Justin Timberlake's favorite part of Ukraine?
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︎ Jan 23 2017
Oh, so you get offended by Slav jokes?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
My Russian friend was telling me how he thinks people have a negative view of his Country.
I just thought βOh, Crimea riverβ.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I was upset in front of my geography teacher because I couldn't find a stream of water that flowed into the Sea of Azol
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︎ Apr 02 2019
What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Where do unsympathetic Ukrainians come from?
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︎ Jun 22 2018
Little insensitive there, dad.
Me: Horrible what's going on in Ukraine, isn't it?
Dad: Crimea river.
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︎ Mar 04 2014
Did you hear about the song that Ella Fitzgerald was singing on the banks of the Alma in Ukraine?
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︎ Nov 26 2018
Where does Justin Timberlake go when he needs a vacation?
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︎ Jan 06 2018
Dad Joke on /r/news: Russia says Canada weed legalization is a breach of international responsibility
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︎ Jun 27 2018
Your bullying neighbor next door decided that the part of your yard with his favorite tree in it is his yard now? Oh, boo hoo...
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︎ Nov 02 2017
What did Vladimir Putin say to all the angry Ukrainians?
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︎ May 28 2015
What is the saddest part of eastern Europe?
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︎ Jan 27 2017
What was Putin's response to the UN after they got upset over Ukraine?
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︎ Jul 07 2014
While Playing Battlefield 4
Slothiesm: Want to know what Russia is saying to Ukraine now?
Vectron9: Sure
Slothiesm: Crimea river!
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︎ Mar 04 2014
What did Putin say to the Crimean government after invading?
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︎ Jun 25 2014
What's Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?
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︎ Jan 23 2017
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
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︎ Dec 06 2018
Where is Justin Timberlake's favorite river located?
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︎ Mar 03 2018
What did Putin say to the Ukrainian protesters?
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︎ Feb 17 2017
What did Russia tell the Ukraine?
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︎ Mar 18 2014
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