I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river
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My favorite Justin Timberlake song is the one about the river in Crimea
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People say making jokes about the Ukraine/ Russia conflict is in poor taste. Well those people can just go Crimea river
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Listening to a story on NPR about the Crimea Bridge.

I didn't catch the name of the body of water the bridge goes over. Is it the Crimea River?

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Putin's favourite song...Crimea River youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPโ€ฆ
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Putin to the people of Crimea right now:

"You don't want a Russian invasion? Oh, Crimea river!"

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Which part of Russia has the highest jailing rate?

Crimea!

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The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.

They ply the waters of the Crimea River.

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To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections

Crimea river

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What did Putin say after NATO complained about Russia's aggressive westward expansion?

Crimea River

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What's the most sarcastic body of water on Earth ?

Crimea River

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What body of water should you never cry in front of?

The Crimea river

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What's Justin Timberlake's favorite part of Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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Oh, so you get offended by Slav jokes?

Crimea river

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My Russian friend was telling me how he thinks people have a negative view of his Country.

I just thought โ€˜Oh, Crimea riverโ€™.

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What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?

Crimea, Rivers.

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I was upset in front of my geography teacher because I couldn't find a stream of water that flowed into the Sea of Azol

He said "Crimea River."

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Where do unsympathetic Ukrainians come from?

The Crimea River

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Little insensitive there, dad.

Me: Horrible what's going on in Ukraine, isn't it?

Dad: Crimea river.

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Did you hear about the song that Ella Fitzgerald was singing on the banks of the Alma in Ukraine?

It was Crimea River

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Dad Joke on /r/news: Russia says Canada weed legalization is a breach of international responsibility
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Where does Justin Timberlake go when he needs a vacation?

Crimea River.

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Your bullying neighbor next door decided that the part of your yard with his favorite tree in it is his yard now? Oh, boo hoo...

Crimea river.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to all the angry Ukrainians?

Crimea River.

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What is the saddest part of eastern Europe?

The Crimea River.

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What was Putin's response to the UN after they got upset over Ukraine?

Crimea-river

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While Playing Battlefield 4

Slothiesm: Want to know what Russia is saying to Ukraine now?

Vectron9: Sure

Slothiesm: Crimea river!

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What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Crimea River.

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What's Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Where is Justin Timberlake's favorite river located?

Crimea

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What did Putin say to the Ukrainian protesters?

Crimea River.

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What did Russia tell the Ukraine?

Crimea river

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