10 Hilarious The Crimea Puns - Punstoppable 😜

I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river

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👤︎ u/tacojohn48

📅︎ Sep 12 2019

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My favorite Justin Timberlake song is the one about the river in Crimea

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👤︎ u/dexemplu

📅︎ Jun 22 2018

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People say making jokes about the Ukraine/ Russia conflict is in poor taste. Well those people can just go Crimea river

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👤︎ u/tdenlisoz

📅︎ Mar 06 2014

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Listening to a story on NPR about the Crimea Bridge.

I didn't catch the name of the body of water the bridge goes over. Is it the Crimea River?

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👤︎ u/Sudtle

📅︎ Nov 28 2016

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Putin to the people of Crimea right now:

"You don't want a Russian invasion? Oh, Crimea river!"

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👤︎ u/I_Am_The_Baus

📅︎ Mar 04 2014

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The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.

They ply the waters of the Crimea River.

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👤︎ u/ProblematicAttic

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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What body of water should you never cry in front of?

The Crimea river

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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What's Justin Timberlake's favorite part of Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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👤︎ u/ScoutsOut389

📅︎ Jan 23 2017

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Where do unsympathetic Ukrainians come from?

The Crimea River

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👤︎ u/matthewkdies21

📅︎ Jun 22 2018

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What is the saddest part of eastern Europe?

The Crimea River.

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👤︎ u/GGGargadon

📅︎ Jan 27 2017

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