The Crimea Puns

A list of puns related to "The Crimea"

I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river
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👤︎ u/tacojohn48
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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My favorite Justin Timberlake song is the one about the river in Crimea
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👤︎ u/dexemplu
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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People say making jokes about the Ukraine/ Russia conflict is in poor taste. Well those people can just go Crimea river
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👤︎ u/tdenlisoz
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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Listening to a story on NPR about the Crimea Bridge.

I didn't catch the name of the body of water the bridge goes over. Is it the Crimea River?

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👤︎ u/Sudtle
📅︎ Nov 28 2016
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Putin to the people of Crimea right now:

"You don't want a Russian invasion? Oh, Crimea river!"

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👤︎ u/I_Am_The_Baus
📅︎ Mar 04 2014
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The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.

They ply the waters of the Crimea River.

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👤︎ u/ProblematicAttic
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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What body of water should you never cry in front of?

The Crimea river

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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What's Justin Timberlake's favorite part of Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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👤︎ u/ScoutsOut389
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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Where do unsympathetic Ukrainians come from?

The Crimea River

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👤︎ u/matthewkdies21
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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What is the saddest part of eastern Europe?

The Crimea River.

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👤︎ u/GGGargadon
📅︎ Jan 27 2017
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