Russian puns
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I want to share a Russian pun with you all
but if no one likes it and it gets down-voted then so-v-iet
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︎ Oct 11 2019
They got all the Russian puns, I'm sorry I can't contribute.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Somebody give me a really dank list of Snowden puns and Russian puns!
I need a really long list!plz
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︎ Mar 10 2016
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︎ Feb 27 2013
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︎ Mar 24 2014
If youβre Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?
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︎ May 14 2021
Yesterday I received my second round of the Russian covid-19 vaccine...
It appears completely safe, with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveΡ, and I feelshΞΊΞΉ ΟoΟoshΞΏΜ Ρ ΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΡΠ°Π½Π½ΠΎ ΠΈ Ρ Π΄ΡΠΌΠ°Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π²ΡΡΠ°ΡΠΈΠ» ΠΎΡΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠΈ.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Vladimir Putin said Russian vaccines are as reliable as ak-47
Now, no one will refuse to take a shot
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︎ May 07 2021
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out of the other.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I used to have a Russian friend who was a sound technician
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What Do You Call a Russian with Low Blood/Oxygen Content?
Hammer and Sickle Cell Anemic!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you call a Russian wedding?
A Soviet Union.
(I got this idea from a meme)
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Why do Russian airline pilots wear wet suits when they fly?
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Why should you never offer gross food to a Russian?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
My younger brother is Russian.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I hate russian dolls...
They're so full of themselves!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
STOP π calling yourself a communist if you aren't Russian!
It's Karltural appropriation
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︎ Feb 12 2021
My girlfriend is Russian and we were about to start lovemaking
She told me to PUTIN but I dont know why I kept STALIN
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Cardi B went into hiding after someone called her a Russian spy
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Russian cars are very unreliable...
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What did the Russian cokehead call his friend?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Did you hear about the whistleblower who got trapped in a Russian blizzard?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I saw a Russian train
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I hate those weird Russian dolls.
Theyβre always so full of themselves.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked βWhat makes you say thatβ?
He replied βRudolph the red knows rain dearβ.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
My Russian girlfriend broke up with me
She said "I'm Finnish with you!"
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Chernobyl fallout.
(very dated, but still makes me chuckle)
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︎ Jan 13 2021
The person who invented Russian roulette
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︎ Nov 20 2020
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I met a noble Russian homosexual.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why don't Russians wear boxer shorts?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Why did the Russians car not start?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why are Russian cars so terrible?
Because no matter what gear they get Putin, they seem to always be Stalin..
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︎ Aug 05 2020
If youβre Russian when you go in the washroom and youβre Finnish when you come out, what are you when youβre in there?
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︎ May 05 2021
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
If pronouncing my Bs as Vs makes me Russian
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I hate those Russian dolls...
They are so full of themselves.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
If you were a russian when you went in the bathroom and a finnish when you left, what were you in the bathroom?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
If you're Russian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
If pronouncing my 'b's' as 'v's' makes me sound Russian....
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.
And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.
We didnβt have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
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