I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes werenβt that good, but I liked the execution.
Vladimir Putin said Russian vaccines are as reliable as ak-47
Now, no one will refuse to take a shot
Just PUTIN this here for everyone to see.
What is Vladimer Putin's favourite candy?
Novichokolate
I couldn't decide where this meme should be putin, so I decided to post it here
What does Putin say when something doesnβt go his way?
βWell....Sovietβ
If putin was a dj he would be called
Putin up the bass
Did you hear about Putin's arch enemy?
His name was Mr.Takeout (before he killed himself with a mysterious bullet to the back of the head)
Vlad Putinβs new casino in Moscow failed.
Apparently nobody wanted to play Russian Roulette.
What did Putin say after NATO complained about Russia's aggressive westward expansion?
Crimea River
What will you say to Putin when he is being late for something?
RushPutin
Why Putin will never get coronavirus?
He has diplomatic immunity.
Have you heard about Vladimir Putinβs Jamaican cousin?
His name is Ras Putin.
I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river
What will happen if you play CS:GO with Putin?
He'll Russia.
What did Vladimir Putin's followers tell his opposers?
Quit Putin him down!
I should open a Russian grocery store and call it "Putin food on the table"
I had a dream I died working for Putin
I guess I was Putout
What do you call it when Vladimir Putin is arguing with someone?
Disputin.
Vladimir Putin would make a great Vice President.
He really can see Russia from his house.
Why does Vladimir Putin always look so stressed?
Heβs Russian!
What did Donald Trump answer when Putin asked him what the J in his name stands for?
Jenius.
Russia managed to win the first match of the World Cup after Putin a lot of effort.
I was told by Putin to hurry it up when I was in the airport.
Quit Stalin or I'll have to be Russian over here.
What's Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?
Crimea River
What do you tell Putin to stop his filibuster?
Quit Stalin
Why was Putin early to the party?
Because he was Russian
Putin all jokes Assad, I'm going to watch the Syrian conflict evolve Obama self at home.
Not sure if these are puns or Ironic but I'm PUTIN them here for now. imgur.com/gallery/nSR8k
From r/worldnews: Kremlin fears meddling as Russian youth say 'enough of Putin'
"We're not putin up with him anymore" they said.
What's Putin's favorite doughnut shop?
Krispy Kremelin
I think my girlfriend is related to Vladimir Putin...
Sheβs always Russian me.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good ,but I liked the execution
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Crimea River.
