All write, all write, all write
Teacher: Timmy, tell me a word that begins with M
Timmy: Yesterday
Teacher: But Timmy, yesterday doesn't begin with M, begins with Y
Timmy: But teacher, yesterday was monday
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
Because he was all about his essays
After we bought him a simple present, he was past tense
Tequila mocking bird
They used a metaphor because it is a literary device.
Since we didn't know how to pronounce his name, we just called him Noel.
She is a pronoun
I call it The Only Way is Ethics
Yes, I'm Canterburied.
It was really Lit.
βIrony is the opposite of wrinklyβ
...she asked where he got it from. He said he got it from his little brother's elemenrty school and they sold treats to kids. My teacher was shocked by this, she then asked "Are they nuts?!?!?" To which I reply "No they're suckers.". Typical dad joke reactions ensued and I was satisfied.
A kid in the back blurted out "An immoral walking stick."
