A list of puns related to "English Teacher"
Tequila Mockingbird.
synonym toast crunch
It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew
A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend's father!
Tequila mockingbird
But atleast she has a smoothie
There was a lot of literature house.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
Dad: "I think you mean May I"
She got a full sentence
But apparently you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
After we bought him a simple present, he was past tense
They're, there, their.
His words, not mine.
It was D-grading.
Thesaurus
A synonym roll
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unpossible
A programmar.
I am pro-verb
Ibeproofreadin'
I was working on the new vocabulary list that he gave us yesterday when I noticed that he had put the word, “expendable” two times. I got up and asked him about it.
“Yeah,” he said. “I didn’t mean to do that. But now you know that one of them is expendable.”
It’s good exercise for the colon.
He was very passive aggressive
Synonym rolls
When someone asks can they go to the bathroom he would say "if you can't urine trouble"
'How?' he asked.
I said, 'At the bottom of my son's homework you put 'A for effort' when clearly it starts with an E.'
It was really Lit.
He told me I was to discuss ting
Short story we're reading is about an alcoholic.
Teacher begins by saying: "Drink responsibly, I only drink on special occasions (jokingly)."
Me: "Is your favorite drink a Tequila Mockingbird?"
insert class groan
he had a vowel movement...
We were talking about senior superlatives and one category was most changed since 9th grade.
My friend: I should get that, I've grown 2 feet since 9th grade
Teacher: What did you have before? 2 stumps?
This was one of her favorite jokes she loved to tell: One day, a man was walking home after a long day at work. As he waited for a crosswalk signal, he glanced back and noticed a coffin standing down the block. "Odd," he thought, but he ignored it and continued home. He turned the corner and managed to catch a glimpse of the coffin again. This time is was closer to him... like it was following him. He picked up his pace and ran into his apartment complex. The coffin was right behind him. In a fright, he dashed up the stairs to his place, locked the door and barricaded himself in the bathroom. Thud, thud, thud! The coffin was banging on the bathroom door. The man frantically looked for something to defend himself. Just as the coffin busted through the door, the man grabbed some cough syrup from the medicine cabinet, threw it at the coffin ... and the coffin stopped.
So I ask him, "Are you a Jets fan?"
He replies, "No, I am more of a small air conditioner"
So today my english teacher was going to test how much vocab we memorized, for the SAT exam if you're wondering, and he asked one student how many did he memorize. The guy answered saying about 300. The teacher replied what can you do with just 300, And then i couldn't hold it and replied "A movie"
So they could make a play on words.
Not all the students were present yet, so he asked "Where are the others?"
"On a cow."
He took a second to get it and then groaned.
On the topic discussing our upcoming mid-terms. Student: "what's the essay going to be on?" Teacher: "on a sheet of paper of course, what else would it be on?"
The teacher and I were the only ones laughing for a few minutes
She got a full sentence.
They're, there, their.
However, you can't end a sentence with a proposition
She got a full sentence.
He got the full sentence
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