Did you hear about the English professor who went to jail?

She got a full sentence.

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📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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My English Professor got weirdly angry at the formatting of my essay.

It wasn’t justified.

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📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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I think my English professor wants me to skip most of his assigned essay.

Or maybe I’m just jumping to a conclusion.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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I told my English professor I didn't really think we should study the Odyssey or the Illiad...

...but he just kicked me out for being Homerphobic.

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👤︎ u/Echopse
📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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English professor after a reading assignment

Are we all on the same page?

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📅︎ Apr 27 2015
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The other day, my English professor asked my class, "What is a cinquain?"...

A kid in the back blurted out "An immoral walking stick."

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📅︎ Oct 18 2015
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There was a big poetry contest and it cane down to two finalists, an English proffessor and a native American. They had to improvise a poem from a word that the judges gave them. The word was Timbuktu...

The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:

Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.

The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:

Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.

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📅︎ Nov 28 2017
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A blind man walks into a bar...

...and a stool, and a table.

-courtesy My English Professor.

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📅︎ Mar 14 2014
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