A list of puns related to "English Professor"
She got a full sentence.
It wasn’t justified.
Or maybe I’m just jumping to a conclusion.
...but he just kicked me out for being Homerphobic.
Are we all on the same page?
A kid in the back blurted out "An immoral walking stick."
The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:
Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.
The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:
Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.
...and a stool, and a table.
-courtesy My English Professor.
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