A list of puns related to "English Football"
So I ask him, "Are you a Jets fan?"
He replies, "No, I am more of a small air conditioner"
It was from ancient Greece
Me: "Oh, you're English. What's your favorite football team?"
Him: "We don't say that in Britain. We say 'who do you support?' "
Me: "Ah, okay. Who do you support?"
Him: "my wife and kids."
Eating at IHOP with my lady, and like the mature adults we are, we're playing tabletop football with our sugar packets. The waitress, who happens to have a Poppins-esque English accent, comes by to let us know our food will be up shortly, then says, "If you get really good, one day you might be in the sugar bowl." I have been satisfied for the rest of the day.
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