(British pun) People keep saying Trump might dessert the country...
Is that because he has been backed into a Müller Corner?
British pun (you may have to google a couple of names).
If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?
Why do the British like acquiring new land?
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
Why do British chess players always win?
Because their queen never dies
My girlfriend and I only watch the first two-thirds of every Great British Baking Show episode.
The final challenge is a real showstopper.
What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?
British people be like I'm bri ish
It's because they drank the t
What does my six year old and an old British car have in common?
They both love to stall when you need to go somewhere.
Where do royal British ducks live?
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
What do you call the British Empire for ants?
What did the British guy tell his Indian mother when he was going to leave?
Has anyone seen the British version of Moana?
Wanna know why british people don’t pronounce the t in british?
Because they drank it all
What’s the difference between American dogs and British dogs?
American dogs pants while British dogs trousers
Why do the British leave out the ‘t’ in ‘bottle’?
On October 5, 1520, the British discovered counting by 5's.
What do the British call a person who uses the toilet too often?
Turns out there’s a group of people who believe the earth is just a rented apartment from galactic British overlords
Why don’t British people pronounce the “T” in British?
After the incident in Boston, they don’t want to lose their T’s again.
Why do British people not pronounce their t's?
They've drunken all of it already.
I love British accents (from /r/lgballt)
What do you call a british fundraiser?
Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.
They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was
the chip monk!
How do you call a british boob?
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own
The British were simply out-plaid
How does a British woodworker get around?
My British friend has started getting his son private tutoring
I can't imagine how much money he must be shilling out.
Tell me something about the British islands. No hurry.
No rush at all. Isle Wight.
We’ve just had a decorator in to do some work on the house. I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a British Airways pilot who’s been furloughed and earning a bit of extra cash.
He made a lovely job of the landing.
I love British summertime.
It's my favourite day of the year!
What do you call a British dinosaur?
What will British be without tea?
A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.
He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"
What did the short American scientist say to the tall British scientist?
“You’re pretty Fahrenheit.”
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
British people be like: I'm bri ish
My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
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