I joined a volunteer organization that builds homes for large sea creatures.
It's called habitat for huge manatees.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
which sea creature wants smaller batteries?
the "more A" eel
What do you call a sea creature looking for something?
A sea searchin.
How do you call a Sea creature that only cares about himself?
A Selfish
What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?
That's a moray.
Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,
turned out he was anemone.
This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?
The do Plank-tons
OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!
He tried to do it squid pro quo.
What do you call a sea creature with flow?
An Eminemone
The queen knighted a sea creature for the very first time.
It was surreal.
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
Lacks Cetacean..
What did the heroic fish say when he saw the villainous sea creature?
Oh no, it's my worst anemone!
Apparently, when hungry, wild goldfish will attack any other sea creature to steal their food, except for large fish with fins.
Because then they'd they'd be jumping the shark.
When God first created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work.
They were just beta fish
How do you get a sea creature to play music?
You tuna fish
How do you make a sea creature sound better?
You tuna fish
Which sea creature fixes the ocean's instruments?
The tuner fish
My mom was talking about pairing wine with food: "Some people over complicate it. This one with sea creatures, that one for everything else"
Dad:
> ...'C' creatures... like cows? Chickens?
Mom:
> .............
What do you call it when a bunch of tentacled sea creatures protest the financial industry?
Octopi Wall Street
What's the type of sea creature that is the hardest to get along with?
Anenemy
What's the most fun a sea creature can have?
A whale of a time.
I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
I've decided to do volunteer work with an organization that builds homes for sea creatures.
It's called habitat for huge manatees.
