I joined a volunteer organization that builds homes for large sea creatures.

It's called habitat for huge manatees.

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📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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Sea creature in pain

Ouchtopus

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📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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which sea creature wants smaller batteries?

the "more A" eel

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👤︎ u/KrimsunV
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do you call a sea creature looking for something?

A sea searchin.

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📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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How do you call a Sea creature that only cares about himself?

A Selfish

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📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?

That's a moray.

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📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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What sea creature can fly without a wing?

A-balloon-e

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👤︎ u/zerio13
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,

turned out he was anemone.

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👤︎ u/Stonefly_C
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
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👤︎ u/timesuck47
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?

The do Plank-tons

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👤︎ u/sameowra1
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!

He tried to do it squid pro quo.

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📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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What do you call a sea creature with flow?

An Eminemone

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👤︎ u/Frobi-Wan
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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The queen knighted a sea creature for the very first time.

It was surreal.

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👤︎ u/CJCray8
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..

Lacks Cetacean..

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👤︎ u/Irorii
📅︎ May 07 2019
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What did the heroic fish say when he saw the villainous sea creature?

Oh no, it's my worst anemone!

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📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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Apparently, when hungry, wild goldfish will attack any other sea creature to steal their food, except for large fish with fins.

Because then they'd they'd be jumping the shark.

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📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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When God first created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work.

They were just beta fish

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👤︎ u/jhabibs
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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How do you get a sea creature to play music?

You tuna fish

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👤︎ u/Nicolaskg
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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How do you make a sea creature sound better?

You tuna fish

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👤︎ u/Nicolaskg
📅︎ May 05 2018
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Which sea creature fixes the ocean's instruments?

The tuner fish

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👤︎ u/LimeYeti
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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My mom was talking about pairing wine with food: "Some people over complicate it. This one with sea creatures, that one for everything else"

Dad:

> ...'C' creatures... like cows? Chickens?

Mom:

> .............

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What do you call it when a bunch of tentacled sea creatures protest the financial industry?

Octopi Wall Street

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Nov 15 2017
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What's the type of sea creature that is the hardest to get along with?

Anenemy

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📅︎ Jul 15 2015
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What's the most fun a sea creature can have?

A whale of a time.

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📅︎ Oct 23 2016
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I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.

It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.

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📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I've decided to do volunteer work with an organization that builds homes for sea creatures.

It's called habitat for huge manatees.

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📅︎ May 20 2019
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