The Tortoise and the Hare Puns

A list of puns related to "The Tortoise and the Hare"

I was gonna tell a joke about the tortoise and the hare

But I thought it might be a little too racy for you.

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👤︎ u/anthropomorphicdave
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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They say race jokes are inappropriate in 2016.

Did I ever tell you about the one between a tortoise and a hare?

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Oct 08 2016
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I was gonna tell a joke about the tortoise and the hare

But I thought it might be a little too racy for you.

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👤︎ u/anthropomorphicdave
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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