A list of puns related to "Football Players"
Messi
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
The lineman.
Gracias
A good sportsman ship
Apple Turnover
But he forgot to bring his tackle
He walked by me as I was scrolling through reddit and said “I’d better not see any Frenchmen Oui Oui on your screen.”
Go Long!
Because it always gets touchdowns.
He wanted his quarter back
I told him he had better start planning the funeral because we live in Minnesota: the best you can ever hope for is, "Not Bad".
Pizza HUT!
Because it's a contact sport
As i walked back home, i realised that was a Klose call. It would have been at all time Löw for me if I hadn't restrained myself.
Edit: Americans will have this to translate to American
That's just the way the rookie fumbles.
I was confused becuase I could’ve sworn I was on grass
He was dead on a rival.
The punter.
The ref said “neigh”
(My Dad just told this joke while watching the Ravens game. The other dads in the room laughed.)
He's all right now
They were Steelers
We went out to eat and a little kid was wandering around the restaurant in a Packers #12 jersey. Dad says "Hey look it's Aaron Rodgers, I thought he'd be taller. Oh yeah that's right, he has to be that short to fit on TV."
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