A list of puns related to "Player"
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Love means nothing to them.
Because their queen never dies
Violins
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
Naturally
They’re always trying to get the quarterback.
A cue stick guitar.
They both hate people who use riot shields
Cause they can't c#.
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
They know how to drum up support.
Because they can't Travel.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"
I think his first name is Dan.
They say he’s Head & Shoulders above the competition...
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
Because they 8-2 much
It’s considered to be a personal fowl.
Son: "Hungary"
Because there will be no fans at games.
A drugby player
They've been hitting everyone with their.bat
Me: I took a stab in the Dirk
Friend: Oh God nooooo!
They're calling it the Flea Market
It was a fragrant fowl.
He's finding it hard to deal with.
They always fold.
They’ll be breaking newgrounds!
Because he wanted a Czech mate!
Doesn’t matter. It’ll be gone too Zune.
He's always doing things the Hardaway
Obi wan Kobe
They are always mating
Messi
She was his czechmate.
Love means nothing to them
She was very flippant.
"Can I have the check, mate?"
That would be considered a personal fowl.
I replied, "ask your mom. The reason is a parent."
The death was listed as “organ failure”
That took a lot of balls.
Love means nothing to them.
Love means nothing to them.
Love means nothing to them
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