Nfl Player Puns

A list of puns related to "Nfl Player"

NFL players are greedy.

They’re always trying to get the quarterback.

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👤︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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According to the new rules this year, NFL players are no longer allowed to have a chicken as a pet.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why are NFL players going to sweat more this year?

Because there will be no fans at games.

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👤︎ u/Rudy102600
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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For the upcoming NFL season, players will not be allowed to keep chicken as pets.

That would be considered a personal fowl.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Who’s the coldest player in the NFL?

Tom Brrrrrrady

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👤︎ u/OwStopHittingMe
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?

Because he really was a killer running back.

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👤︎ u/REVDR
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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TIL: A little known rule in the NFL prohibits players to have chicken as pets.

It’s considered a personal fowl.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Buffalo would have more success in the NFL if the team didn’t insist on all their players being named William
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👤︎ u/AbjectEra
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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My politically incorrect dad

My dad found out that all of my suite mates are black (I'm white). Dad: "Do you know what that makes you?" Me: "What?" Dad: "Quarterback."

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👤︎ u/dingomilo
📅︎ Aug 23 2013
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So as I'm getting a drink from the fridge while enjoying a football game with my family, a wild Dad Joke appears...

football commentator says something about a player's NFL debut being today just before I get crushed ice from the in-door ice maker from the fridge

Dad: "Wait I missed that, WHOSE debut is it today? What was his name again? I couldn't hear!" Me, loudly: "Hang on!" points to fridge "Ice maker." Dad: "WOW his name is Ice Maker?! No wonder he's so tough!"

Now, my dad doesn't often do this so I kinda started at him before slowly saying, "No.....his....it's not...." Then he grinned at me as I felt dumb.

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👤︎ u/gotkrypto
📅︎ Sep 07 2014
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My friend just recently became a father, he's doing pretty good so far...

During a football talk, I'm a Redskins fan, but died nonetheless.

Me: RG3 is a really stand up guy

Him: He may be a stand up guy, but lately he's been a sit down player.

(For those who don't follow the NFL, he's a Quarterback who got injured again)

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👤︎ u/bravesaint
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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TIL: Players in the NBA or the NFL are not allowed to have a chicken as a pet.

It is considered as a personal fowl.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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