An NBA player was penalized for spraying cologne on a chicken.

It was a fragrant fowl.

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Rudy Gobert should win the NBA Defensive player of the year award...

He shut the whole league down this year!

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If a Minnesota NBA player transfered to the Minnesota NHL team

would he become a Timberwolf in the Wild?

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What do former NBA players do after they die?

They play casketball

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📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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NBA players like to tell stories about Paul Bunyan.

They're really into tall tales.

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📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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TIL: Players in the NBA or the NFL are not allowed to have a chicken as a pet.

It is considered as a personal fowl.

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📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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Why did the NBA player get arrested?

Dunk driving

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📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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Ballerinas do ballet but what do you call an NBA player who does ballet?

A baller-in-a leotard.

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📅︎ Feb 17 2015
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Dinner time dad jokes

Sitting at dinner with my 8yo son. I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he said, an NBA player or a soccer player. I said, "what's something you'd be that isn't sports related?" he said "probably a computer machine" I think he meant, computer programmer, engineer..

So to take advantage of the situation and get him to eat, I said "well son, if you want to be a computer machine, you better take some... 'Mega Bytes' of that Chilli!" hilarity ensued as you might have guessed :)

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