A little known rule in the NFL says that players are not allowed to have chicken as pets.

It’s considered…… a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2022
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NFL players are greedy.

They’re always trying to get the quarterback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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According to the new rules this year, NFL players are no longer allowed to have a chicken as a pet.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why are NFL players going to sweat more this year?

Because there will be no fans at games.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rudy102600
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?

Because he really was a killer running back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REVDR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Buffalo would have more success in the NFL if the team didn’t insist on all their players being named William
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Who’s the coldest player in the NFL?

Tom Brrrrrrady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwStopHittingMe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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So as I'm getting a drink from the fridge while enjoying a football game with my family, a wild Dad Joke appears...

football commentator says something about a player's NFL debut being today just before I get crushed ice from the in-door ice maker from the fridge

Dad: "Wait I missed that, WHOSE debut is it today? What was his name again? I couldn't hear!" Me, loudly: "Hang on!" points to fridge "Ice maker." Dad: "WOW his name is Ice Maker?! No wonder he's so tough!"

Now, my dad doesn't often do this so I kinda started at him before slowly saying, "No.....his....it's not...." Then he grinned at me as I felt dumb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotkrypto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2014
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My friend just recently became a father, he's doing pretty good so far...

During a football talk, I'm a Redskins fan, but died nonetheless.

Me: RG3 is a really stand up guy

Him: He may be a stand up guy, but lately he's been a sit down player.

(For those who don't follow the NFL, he's a Quarterback who got injured again)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bravesaint
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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It’s illegal for NFL players to own a duck

It’s a personal fowl.

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The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks

It’s considered a personal fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMageTheWizard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2022
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During the football season, NFL players are not allowed to have chicken as pets.

It’s considered a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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For the upcoming NFL season, players will not be allowed to keep chicken as pets.

That would be considered a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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TIL: A little known rule in the NFL prohibits players to have chicken as pets.

It’s considered a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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TIL: Players in the NBA or the NFL are not allowed to have a chicken as a pet.

It is considered as a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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NFL rules

Did you know players in the NFL are not allowed to have pet birds?

It's considered a personal fowl. :D

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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