A list of puns related to "Bus"
Friend of mine is going to be driving a bus around Australia, decked out motor home style. What are your best bus puns for a name?
Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
He had his eye on a seat and a woman sat on it.
But they were all shook up.
I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
But he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
Its axle rose.
Felt like I was on The Voice.
Stolen from dad jokes
She said, "It's a natural thing to do."
"Natural", I retorted. "She was giving him chips."
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
"There's one!" he yelled. "Look, there's another one right there! And another over there!"
He walked home that day.
You poke em on! Am I relevant yet?
A woman gets on the bus with her baby, and the driver says:
"Jesus wept lass, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Understandably, she's very upset. But she goes and sits down toward the back next to a nice old lady.
The old lady next to her leans in as she sits down, she heard the whole thing, and she says to her:
"I wouldn't take that if I were you petal... If I were you, I'd go back up there and rip him a new one!... Go on love... ... I'll hold your monkey"
ANUBUS
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
How was I supposed to know she’d never driven a bus before?
He seemed really lightheaded
Are you supposed to give it back?
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
Then I lost my job as a driver.
On my desk I have a work station...
Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.
I guess it's only fare
You Pokémon
.......Over my shoulder!!!
It said "please give this seat to the elderly."
So I ripped it out and took it home for my grandad
“Hi, how are you getting on?”
I said, you could've saved a $20 by not taking a cab instead
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
You poke-him-on
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I’ll see myself out...
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
Poke em on
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
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