I was running late for work yesterday so I called the bus company to ask if my bus was running on time?

The lady on the other end laughed at me and said "Dear... We don't operate a fleet of DeLoreans! All of our buses run on Diesel..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evmotion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Heres one i get coworkers with from time to time..

Me: Hey, they’re stopping all the buses outside! Coworker: What! Why? Me: To let the people get off and on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8bitPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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So my church is collecting money to buy a school bus for a remote town in Mexico...

...and they have these little cardboard coin banks shaped like buses for families to take home. After the service we were all standing around, waiting for my mom to finish talking to people. I'm on my phone, when all of a sudden I hear something hit the ground between my feet. I look, and there's one of the cardboard buses between my feet, and my dad standing there with a huge grin. I look at him, confused.

"see what I did there?"
"see what I did there?"
"I threw the BUS under YOU!"

and he walked away dad-chuckling to himself.
well played, dad. well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benevolentpotato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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