Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...
Police said he'd topped himself
Why was Van Gogh so depressed?
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
A van full of terrapins ran into a truck full of tortoises.
It was a near turtle disaster.
If police pull over a U-Haul van
An ice-cream van overturned in our road....
Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.
Why do they call it a "van?"
Because they make people vanish. NOW GET INSIDE!
When Ludwig van Beethoven died, he left a letter in his will...
My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldn’t work
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
*Can't find where I parked my van* Me : Damn. Where did my
I asked my son if he had heard of Eddie Van Halen
he said "hmm, he rings a bell"
and I said "No, he played guitar"
"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme
Vincent Van Gogh’s son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...
Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?
What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?
Drunk driver overturned his van on road carrying snooker equipment.
Police says he is under a-rest and there is cues a mile long.
I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.
They were all ear-regular.
How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?
Van Gogh's final resting state was in...
An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.
Police believe he tried to top himself.
I’m not a fan of Van Gough’s history of insanity...
Van Gogh was always thought to have ADHD
He was only half listening.
I was so scared I might get taken by this van
Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer
A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.
Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.
How could you steal his van though? 😂
What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?
He was willing to lend an ear.
I went to an art gallery in my van...
But when i came back i couldn’t find it.
Where did my Van Gogh?
Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "want a pint?"
Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."
I bought a Transporter van.
Whenever I drive it I feel like Jason Statham.
Someone in the mystery van has the flu, but they won't say who
But I heard he goes covid-doovie doooooo
How can you spot a fake Van Gogh?
On the back, it'll be labeled "Ear-Regular."
I saw an RAC guy in his van crying...
I think he was headed for a breakdown.
Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright then...
wow, look at the van gogh
A van full of terrapins crashed into a van full of tortoises.
It was a turtle disaster!
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