It went off without a hitch.
He must have a shitty job.
In the bed of the truck was a bunch of baby ducks. He passed a police officer, the officer fired up their blues and twos and pulled the man over.
The officer said, "Sir, you can't just be driving around with all these ducklings in your car. You must take them to the zoo immediately."
The following day the same man was driving the same truck with the same baby ducks in the bed, except this time, they were wearing sunglasses.
The same police officer saw, they pulled the man over again and said, "Look mate, I told you yesterday to take those ducks to the zoo."
The man said, "I did take them to the zoo. They loved it! We're going to the beach today!"
Guess you could say that guy... Lost his shit
...semi-autonomous?
when he realized he ran out of salt. He called up HQ and said " We need one Morton."
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"
I thought to myself, “This guy is heading for a breakdown.”
Ten floors, good buddy!
"The shit would really hit the van then". snort
He turned to me and said, "Well grab a pencil and paper from the backseat. I don't know who cares how many trucks we see, but we'll write it down."
My son said: "why?"
Because he looks extremely "tired".
I was alone in the car, but still said "I bet he's having a schmitty day" and giggled like a dumbass all the way home
Cargo
Q: What do you call a truck that takes a really really long time to get to where it is going?
A: A Log(N) truck.
Heavy fines.
Me: Dad take it easy you are scaring the shit out of us
Dad: Not to worry I am a semi professional driver
