I lost my case.
I lost the case
They only serve plane food.
MacBook Air
so that they could make plain plane jokes
Then it dawned on me...
He must be one of those plane clothes cops!
Let's just say he lost his case
Guess I’ll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!
Made a great job of the landing ..
They lost my case.
Dad: They'll never take off.
He said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
It just isn’t on the same level as homemade and restaurant food
They're not allowed carrion luggage.
Plane
Dad: What’s the deal with airline food? Kid: I don’t know dad, what? Dad: I don’t know either I’m quarantined
Is on the rise.... XD
... have a patchy safety record.
...it tastes too plane.
Some would say it’s a receding airline...
I think it would take off
Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.
She asked, "Window or Aisle?"
After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"
Because they are above the law.
She's now on a higher plane of existence!
But I made money out of Finnair.
Question Air.
>!Because questionnaire. It's awful, I know.!<
The are too cheap to pay for carrion luggage.
and the lady says, "You have any bags to check?"
The photon says, "No. I'm traveling light."
Airline Fracture?!
They never go all the way.
Carrion.
Plain.
The business has really been taking off!
Carry on, Carry on. Doesn’t really matter.
Unfortunately he lost his case
Source: Colin mochrie in whose line is it anyway
It was a worst case scenario
You start with a billion.
Source: Old airline industry Dad joke. Worked in the airline technology sector for a while.
They only allow carrion bags.
When pigs fly.
They just shot the pilot.
An Allah snack bar
Sadly, he lost his case
Chinese takeout!
It still hasn't taken off
Well then, I guess Singapore airlines did not get to CAPITALise on this capital to capital route
The security is always so LAX
Virgin airlines
Guess you could call it
Delta Hairlines
Flight Attendance
it’s obviously a longer plane ride.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn
... keep reading on reddit ➡"Put me in coach."
you have to admit they're just plain fair.
The airline only permitted one piece of carrion.
I think it's fake mews.
"Icarus Airlines, we'll get you there with blazing speed!"
They've got some serious jetlag.
They lost the case
I lost the case
Sadly, he lost his case.
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
He lost his case
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I lost the case
He said you don’t have much of a case.
They lost my case.
He lost his case
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The lawyer said, “You don’t seem to have too much of a case.”
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
I lost my case
I wanted to sue them so I showed the damaged luggage to my lawyer.
He told me I didn't have much of a case.
He said, “You don’t seem to have much of a case.”
I lost my case.
Unfortunately the man lost his case.
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I sued an airline for losing my luggage. Well, I lost the case
Has lost his case.
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