Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry

The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.

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👤︎ u/LAGreggM
📅︎ May 06 2019
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Geometry

I really don't understand geomety, plane and simple! It feels like I just keep going in circles so I don't get the point! Even if for some people it shapes their life, this is where I draw the line!

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👤︎ u/roxan1930
📅︎ May 27 2019
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Told this tasteless dad joke to my daughter yesterday.

Helping my daughter with her remote-learning geometry schoolwork.

"Ok dad, imagine you are in a room with a ceiling and four walls. How many planes intersect the floor?"

"Well if that room was is in the Twin Towers, two."

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👤︎ u/CiDirkona
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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How do Flat Earthers travel the world?

On a plane!

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📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Sleeping on a plane

My freshman daughter complained to me yesterday that she can't sleep on a plane. I told her she sleeps on a plane every night.

"Huh?"

"You're talking airplane. I'm talking geometry."

She's doesn't like me any more.

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👤︎ u/farrenkm
📅︎ Sep 07 2015
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