If the Earth is the third planet from the Sun...

...does that mean that every country is a third-world country?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Did anyone hear what happened to planet Earth last night?

It got mooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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They just found a planet practically identical to earth, but it has two suns.

It’s a constant sun set.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.

It's a shame that it only has four seasons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerlinOfRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What did Earth say to the other planets?

Wow you guys have no life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I bet earth likes to make fun of other planets for having no life..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feynmanisdope
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What did the earth say to the other planets?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandad76
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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Just got my fiance while watching "Planet Earth"

We were just on the couch watching an episode of "Planet Earth" and during a scene about animals in rivers, she asks me,

"What's the difference an alligator and a crocodile?" in all earnest.

Immediately I replied, "one you see later, and the other you see in a while."

I got the DIRTIEST look after it took a second for the joke to hit home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PastaFazool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2016
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Do flat-earthers believe Earth is a planet?

They do, but the "t" in "planet" is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faxicura
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Throughout the entire existence of planet Earth

Dinosaurs were known to have the largest mouths before going extinct.

It was truly the epoch of lips before their apocalypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sumguywithkids
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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You can travel the whole earth if you planet properly !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dactkong
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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I've always wanted to throw an Earth Day party but every year I forget to planet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N-Slash
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2016
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When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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What did earth say to the other planets?

Wow, you guys have no life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopNepper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What did Earth say to the other planets?

Wow, you guys have no life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writechriswrite
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What did earth say to the other planets

Wow, you guys have no life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGamerBoy015
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What did Earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hohlernr
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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