Frankenstein Jokes Puns

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

I was in the bathroom and she called from down the hall, "What's the brand name on my hair mousse?"

Looking at the bottle, I see the label has been rubbed off, so I say "It doesn't say, it must be... Anony-mousse!"

I've kind of been encouraging it, but tonight my 18 month old did it all by herself.

Getting her ready for dinner, I pull the highchair up to the table.

Daughter: Highchair! Highchair!

Me: It is

Daughter: waves Hi, chair!

"What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?"

"Will you be my Valenstein?"

I'm away at college now but he never fails to send me a few dad jokes!