An old couple sitting next to my boyfriend and I at Hibachi asked the chef when he'd begin to cook the food. He replied, "When I get around to it." The couple proceeded to hand him this.
My hibachi chef hit me with this one tonight
You know why im putting zucchini in with your vegetables?
...because its really hard to catch wild chini, so we buy the chini from the "zu"
Hibachi chefs practice Kung Food.
(I know Kung Fu is Chinese, but close enough for puns)
How much room does it take to grow a fungus?
As mushroom as possible!
(By my actual dad, to my girlfriend, as she was eating some appetizer soup at a Hibachi restaurant.)
Made my dad proud tonight
We went to a hibachi place for dinner and i ordered miso soup as part of my appetizer.
Mom: Why did you get soup? You know this meal is going to fill you up.
Me: Well, i guess because miso hungry.
My dad did the "not bad" face to me
My Uncle dad joked me
We were out for hibachi tonight
Cook: Mushrooms?
Me: No, none for me thank you.
Uncle: and here i always thought you were a fungi
