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A list of puns related to "Teriyaki"
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We were eating at a Chinese food buffet. A fry stuck to his teriyaki chicken and I said "decided to have fried chicken huh?". Later when he opened a fortune cookie to find it empty I said "how unfortunate for you". He was disgusted with me. I was proud.
My son, wife and I were at Boston Pizza, we ordered 5 salt-and-pepper wings and 5 teriyaki wings.
Me: "Son, how are those wings tasting?"
Son: "They're not teri-yucky"
He's becoming a Dad.
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