TIFU by ordering a Roast Beef instead of a Chicken Teriyaki sandwich.

Oops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do you get when you cross a Japanese person with a rooster?

A cock Asian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazst
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Got my roommate twice tonight

We were eating at a Chinese food buffet. A fry stuck to his teriyaki chicken and I said "decided to have fried chicken huh?". Later when he opened a fortune cookie to find it empty I said "how unfortunate for you". He was disgusted with me. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistRN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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I was eating wings with my son.

My son, wife and I were at Boston Pizza, we ordered 5 salt-and-pepper wings and 5 teriyaki wings.

Me: "Son, how are those wings tasting?"

Son: "They're not teri-yucky"

He's becoming a Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypnotwist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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