Food Jokes Puns

...but it was too plane for my taste

They never McSense.

It was in terrible taste.

If I tell a joke about a banana peel I have a tendency to slip up and I butcher all the jokes about meat.

Sometimes Gouda. Rarely eggcellent.

But people tell me they're offal.

They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.

I think they're the wurst..

I'll call it Readers Dye Jest

Never mind, it’s tasteless.

I find they are very hard to digest

But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.

Wife: Did you hear Buca di Beppo (an Italian restaurant) is serving a three course dish called Friends, Romans, and Countrymen?

Me: Will we need to bring corn?

Wife: I don't know. Why?

Me: I assume we will need to lend them some ears.

Too bad, I've got naan.

I dyed a little on the inside.

Ah, dad chokes.

They don't get it.

Corny ones

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

and he told me it was stupid. He was right and I falafel about it.

(Original joke was "You know how I feel after I eat middle eastern food? I falafel." He was not amused and just shook his head at me.)

Brother: What's a wonton?

Mom: Eh, it's about 2000 pounds.

After my dog ate a piece of my sister's fortune cookie, she said "Dad, are fortune cookies bad for dogs?"

Dad: "I don't know, depends on the fortune."

To Son: never let your meatloaf.
To Daughter: and never let your pussy willow.

And the other: remember you can mash potatoes but you can't pea soup

Dad: What do you want for supper?

Me: Do we still have the Greek food?

Dad: It's not Greek, Meaghan. It's Chicken Souvlakian.

Dad: Did you hear Black Diamond moved their headquarters to the Middle East?

Me: No...what?

Dad: Yeah, and they changed their name to Cheezus of Nazareth.

Me: Are you going for a run?

Dad: Yeah. You see...I'm sexy and I know it. I work out. Now all I need is those leopard print pants.

"You know, If the restaurant runs out of Indian flat bread... it's a naan issue."

They're poor in taste