I was gonna make a joke about airline food...

...but it was too plane for my taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I should stop telling fast-food jokes.

They never McSense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmirate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I made a crude joke about rotten food.

It was in terrible taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evrant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I never tell jokes about food for example…

If I tell a joke about a banana peel I have a tendency to slip up and I butcher all the jokes about meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aceto1469
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Food jokes

Sometimes Gouda. Rarely eggcellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I like to make jokes about using animal innards for food.

But people tell me they're offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wuellig
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?

They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahwitz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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Does anyone actually enjoy jokes about German food?

I think they're the wurst..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cam_tripp14
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I'm thinking about starting a publication for bookworms who enjoy jokes about food coloring

I'll call it Readers Dye Jest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Want to hear a good joke about food?

Never mind, it’s tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loaf-Profile
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I dont like jokes about food

I find they are very hard to digest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Opah_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I was gonna make a joke about Mediterranean food...

But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moebiscuits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Got my wife with a food joke.

Wife: Did you hear Buca di Beppo (an Italian restaurant) is serving a three course dish called Friends, Romans, and Countrymen?

Me: Will we need to bring corn?

Wife: I don't know. Why?

Me: I assume we will need to lend them some ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilban
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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Do you want to hear a joke about Indian food?

Too bad, I've got naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-rabid-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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My Dad told me a joke about colored food...

I dyed a little on the inside.

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My dad needed the Heimlich maneuver from accidentally swallowing his food after telling a joke at dinner.

Ah, dad chokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brenatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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Why aren't any africans laughing about my food jokes?

They don't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishermensfrank
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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What's the best type of food jokes?

Corny ones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluesbrothers97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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[REQUEST] I'm looking for the best comeback to the old schoolyard joke, "Do you like seeeeee food?" While smacking and showing off the half chewed mouthful of lunchable they'd just choked down....

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerHero
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2015
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Made a joke about middle eastern food to my fiance..

and he told me it was stupid. He was right and I falafel about it.

(Original joke was "You know how I feel after I eat middle eastern food? I falafel." He was not amused and just shook his head at me.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/auntjomomma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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Dad joke, feat. Mom and Chinese food

Brother: What's a wonton?

Mom: Eh, it's about 2000 pounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradisbrad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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Chinese Food joke

After my dog ate a piece of my sister's fortune cookie, she said "Dad, are fortune cookies bad for dogs?"

Dad: "I don't know, depends on the fortune."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jm1ce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2014
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Dad's Food Jokes

To Son: never let your meatloaf.
To Daughter: and never let your pussy willow.

And the other: remember you can mash potatoes but you can't pea soup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teeshart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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Food jokes as well as a pop-culture reference.

Dad: What do you want for supper?

Me: Do we still have the Greek food?

Dad: It's not Greek, Meaghan. It's Chicken Souvlakian.


Dad: Did you hear Black Diamond moved their headquarters to the Middle East?

Me: No...what?

Dad: Yeah, and they changed their name to Cheezus of Nazareth.


Me: Are you going for a run?

Dad: Yeah. You see...I'm sexy and I know it. I work out. Now all I need is those leopard print pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOTORIOUS_BLT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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My go-to Dad joke whenever someone mentions they are going out for Indian food

"You know, If the restaurant runs out of Indian flat bread... it's a naan issue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klinquist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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Why Don't People Like Jokes About Bland Food?

They're poor in taste

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