A list of puns related to "Warm Weather"
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
This was my warm-up joke.
Don't worry, that's just my warm-up joke.
As much as I'd like to claim this as mine, credit goes to a friend of mine for this one.
For it is an early sign of typo-thermia.
Don't leave milk out of the fridge for too long in warm weather.
So my dad sent this to everyone in his office. I groaned a couple of times and thought it'd fit in well here.
Oh, the weather outside is crazy
Like a film from Martin Scorsese
The rain will fall and the wind will blow
El niño, el niño, el niño
It doesn’t show signs of stopping
My shirt and pants are sopping
Oh, where did that umbrella go
El niño, el niño, el niño
Weather patterns don’t seem right
Southern Cal is all a storm
The marine layer and all of its might
All because the Pacific is warm
The fear of fire is now subsiding
our thoughts turn to mudsliding
Down the hillside our houses flow
El niño, el niño, el niño
Me (bank teller): "Hi, what can I do for you?"
Customer: "I'd like to make a deposit and if you could withdrawal some warm weather and deposit the cold I'd be happy with that too!"
The man then looked down at his kid who was grinning from ear to ear and gave him a high five. Had a nice chuckle after that one.
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