Japanese pun
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Whatβs three, nine in Japanese?
Them: San kyu.
Me: Youβre welcome.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes when they die.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What did the Japanese man say when he saw his boy scratch his leg?
1 2, 3?
Edit: read the numbers in Japanese
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Why did the Japanese brewer take fermented rice to church ?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Neither of them remembers what the Japanese call seaweed.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A Japanese zoo just celebrated the birth of a baby elephant
Before that nobody addressed the elephant in the womb.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
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︎ Apr 03 2020
How do tiny Japanese dogs say hello?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Whatβs the collective noun for a group of Japanese calligraphy comedians?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?
Because they prefer raw men.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How does a Japanese baby say hello?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I love Japanese cars
I usually drive my Nissan nephew to school.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you call a Japanese swordfish?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I finally gave Japanese Natto a try
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Japanese Cuisine
Friend: You tried Yakiniku when you were in Japan?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: What kind?
Me: I had horumon
Friend: Oh... that's offal.
Me: It really was.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
My friends and I were discussing about different kinds of alcoholic drinks, and this guy kept talking about a Japanese one
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Idk I'm not Japanese
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︎ Jul 15 2020
How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
How do you say 'sup dawg' in Japanese?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
My girlfriend didn't like to eat Japanese food, sushi left me.
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︎ May 10 2020
My grandfather is still mad at the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.
I explained to him that it was the Americans who made the movie.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
How does a Japanese frog say thanks?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I bought a collectors bottle of sake from a Japanese restaurant
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I started to count in Japanese earlier...
Yeah, I had an itchy knee.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Daughter asks if she should learn how to write Japanese
Well, I said go left ahead.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Do you know what ratatouille is in Japanese?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I'm a Japanese woman that free dives for pearls.
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︎ May 02 2020
What's dad's favorite dish in Japanese restaurants?
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︎ May 04 2020
My wife asked me if I could speak Japanese to her
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I saw my friend stealing some traditional Japanese clothing.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?
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︎ Sep 14 2019
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes to cyan before they die.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes to cyan before they die.
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