The ship is from Japan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is something that Japan produces more than other countries?

Japanese people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_VAAV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What would you call an electric train in Japan?

A Pikachu-chu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I love japan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feesuat69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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The biggest gender reveal was in Japan...

They had a little boy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I've got this friend in Japan. Her name's Kim.

So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnekLord666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Where do all the comedians in Japan live?

Jokyo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryolithicdd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do you refer to cheese in Japan ?

Parme-san

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?

They were denied axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_nhir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Just had double knee surgery in Japan

I guess you can call them Japa-knees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-dummy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What do they call cat treats in japan?

Nekko waffers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcook311
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?

Poke Mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManosVanBoom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, β€œDad, what do you think this is?...

...the Land of the Rising Son?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?

For God's sake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjahnMara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What is the egg capital of Japan?

Yolkohama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?

One Okinawa.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Have you heard what Japan have instead of alphabet soup?

Times new ramen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What does Batman eat in Japan?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoddessNefertiti
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?

Of how much of Japan is Japan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_9213
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?

Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberSpork
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Did you know Japan has their own line of Eggnog?

They export it from Nog-asaki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeX13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I just got back from Japan and my son asked if I saw any koi fish.

I said no, the fish there were actually pretty sociable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmomophobe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Sumo wrestlers are big in Japan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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My friend just arrived back late from Japan

I told him, "You Tokyo time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why did the US nuke Japan?

They thought it was gonna be a blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pancakes134
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A criminal in Tokyo, Japan lost the police by escaping to the nearest mountain.

He is now a wanted Fujitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWACS-Thunderhead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why has Japan had so many conflicts and wars?

Because they have lots of animes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zainchupacabra
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?

Edomommy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirito_Beleren
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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The number 1 in Japan must be a rash.

Because it’s ichi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Japan's emporer.

Japan's emporer.
Deposed atop mount fuji.
That was a high coup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumDryGuy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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How do chihuahuas greet each other in Japan?

Konichihuahua.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprigger99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I went to Japan on a vacation, and I didn’t see a single ninja.

That was very impressive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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